From the "Losing Our Edge" Department

I took this a little while ago at the Pike Place Market:

I think the message would have a lot more impact if he wasn't pushing a stroller.

So if this guy manages not to get hit by a train and lives long enough to see his child grow to adolescence, I predict that whatever his kid listens to will scare the hell out of him. It'll probably be the opposite of death metal. It is the way of things.