I don't want to make this a regular feature, but I will if people continue to say stupid things in public. Here's what I heard yesterday at 1st & Viginia:
Frat-ish Guy: (consulting iPhone) Are you sure there's an Olive Garden in the Pike Place Market?
Sorority-ish Girl: Yeah, I've been there, like, a million times.
(NOTE: There has never been, nor will there ever be an Olive Garden in the Market.)
