Oh No They Di'in't

You can do many things in Belltown. You can dine in our restaurants. You can drink in our bars. You can pray in our churches. You can admire our prospects and boulevards. You can climb our trees. You can park badly on our streets. You can insult our women. You can pan our novels. You can ridicule our bad art. You can wrestle our bums. You can puke on our sidewalks. You can let your pets crap in our bushes. You can go bow hunting in our alleys. You can race our dumpsters. You can do all these things and many more, but you CANNOT tag Mama's:



What the hell? This is Mama's, dumbass. It's off limits. Nobody cares about your stupid tag. Where's your sense? In terms of what is not done in Belltown, few things are as verboten as this. The only other thing I can think of is going up to a group of black guys and saying, "Hello, my good men. Can you please tell me where I can purchase some delicious drugs?" Yeah, you shouldn't do that either. But this is worse, because it's going to cost the good people of Mama's money to remove. Nice going, tagger jerk.