Monday, August 10, 2009

Drill, Baby, Drill!

Not only is Belltown is source of near-ceaseless ugliness, it also seems to possess some natural resources. In this case, oil. Take a look:

This is on Virginia, right in front of the Buenos Aires Grill. By the way, I've never seen anybody doing the tango there. And what with all the drilling equipment, nobody's gonna feel like doing anything. But when the gusher comes in, I'm sure everybody will feel like celebrating. I mean, Belltown's oil reserves are enough to power my car for the next year and a half! Thanks for drilling this well just for me! It makes me feel special - nice-special, not retarded-special.

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