I Just Had a Brilliant Idea

OK, we all know that Capitol Hill (more specifically, Broadway) has those iconic bronze feet showing dance steps. They've been there for 30 years. I think they're quite charming and everybody loves them. I've figured out a variant that's already here, but just needs some publicity. Are you ready for it? Here it is: confusing directions. Have a look:

Hey, why should I be walking into that tree? Gimme a reason.

Every arrow leads to a collision. What fun!

You can follow these directions and still feel completely unfulfilled. And finally, to compound the confusion, you can add misspelled words:

I think they mean "salvage," not "salovuqen" but maybe not. Spray paint application can be challenging. Just ask this neighborhood's less talented graffitists.

The great thing about this new gimmick is that it's already here. We just have to get tourists to follow the misleading arrows around. It should be very fun to watch. I think it's worth a try. I mean, we just have those dumb pink railroad ties and that's it. This is better than that. Watching people following arrows is cool. I have spoken.