Thursday, November 5, 2009
McGuire Scaffold-Watch! Week: ???? + 29
Ah, another fine fall shot of the McGuire and its burden of a scaffold. As you can see, nothing's changed. Last week, there was some glimmer of activity from the dwarf army, but when I walked past it yesterday, all was quiet. Golly, what is going on? If I lived at the McGuire, I'd be all like: "Dude, this scaffold is really harshing my mellow. Please remove it with, like, all due speed." I mean, if all work has halted, they're done, right? So then what's the purpose of the scaffold if there's nothing left to fix? Yes, I have a lot of free time and I think up many intelligent questions. You'd think that the McGuire management would want to get rid of the scaffold immediately, but sometimes, when you're in a room breathing foul air, going outside and breathing fresh air is almost unbearable. I'm thinking that McGuire residents must walk around town holding small bits of scaffolding in front of themselves. This is the only way they can see the world now, poor slobs. The next time you see somebody carrying pieces of scaffolding with them, be aware that they live at the McGuire and that they deserve maximum amounts of your pity.