Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Leavin' Town

I'm heading out for a few days, sweet people. I'm pretty sure this blog can write itself while I'm away. I'm going up to tropical Victoria BC to see an opera. You heard me, an opera. I can like opera and sneer at Belltown at the same time, can't I? I'll post again on Sunday.

In the meantime, I leave the unholy half-man, half-dinosaur mutant I created and named Maurice in charge. His duties include tidying up, collecting the mail and devouring intruders. I'm sure absolutely nothing will go wrong during my absence.

If Belltown should suddenly and tragically slide into Elliott Bay, email me.

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