Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Coming Soon to the Moore!
How is this pronounced? Is it supposed to rhyme with "Lucifer"? Or are you supposed to emphasize the word "pus?" Either way, this thing sounds dreadful - kind of like the Moore Inside-Out Festival minus the inspiration and artistic merit. And it's all yours for two nights, Belltown! Love it! Hey, for the low, low price of $195, you can "meet Maynard" - that being front man Maynard James Keenan (Why three names, why?) - and for the cut-rate, bargain-basement fee of $125, you can guzzle some of Maynard's wine before the show. But you aren't allowed to meet him. Maybe that's a good thing. He looks kind of creepy. And there's actually no evidence demonstrating that creepy people make the best wine, so perhaps you should avoid it. But if you're a big fan, who am I to stand in your way? Go, enjoy the show, drink wine, shake Maynard's hand, do it all! Just don't come running to me when one or all of those things go horribly wrong.