Friday, January 22, 2010

Forest Giant Sighted!

The slow news continues in Belltown. I just got back from walking around, and at 2nd & Blanchard, I spotted this massive guy. Rarely do people so tall come to Belltown, so it is a unique treat. The fellow might be even taller than Obama economic adviser and gentle giant, Paul Volcker. If he's not a forest giant, then I'll venture that he's actually a shaved Sasquatch who wearing special foot-shrinking, orthopedic shoes. Anyhow, welcome to the neighborhood, large man - or possibly man-ape! We're glad to have you!

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