Thursday, June 4, 2009

Now Is the Perfect Time to Panic!

I was at 2nd & Stewart a little while ago when I saw this shocking sight:

Yep, that's exactly what you think it is - a Segway gang. You can tell they're a gang because they wear identical helmets. That's the gang way. And they wear untucked shirts because they're badasses. OK, so they're moving in to Belltown now. Whether they mean to beat protection out of local shopkeeps, start a loan-sharking operation or merely terrorize this neighborhood's peaceful inhabitants is unknown. I'm sure we'll find out soon. Until then, feel free to panic. I already am!

1 comment:

Jim said...

"Nerdy in the extreme, whiter than sour cream"