Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Coming Soon to the Moore!

Gosh, isn't the Moore just a bit too small for the entire globe? And what will the globe think of its mildrew-meets-Febreze smell? This show looks kind of terrible, because you get modern, tap, Irish and Mexican dancing at the same time. It'll be like watching something choreographed by Debbie Allen. That stuff might have worked on Fame, but this is Belltown, fer Pete's sake! So yes, I will skip this show and no, I won't feel like I'm missing anything. The only question that remains is this: if it's a party, will there be hats?

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