Saturday, July 17, 2010

Zeb: Busted!

Thanks to an anonymous poster, I learned that Belltown's most despised current graffiti douchebag, Zeb, was busted on the morning of July 14th. Check it out here. (They also nabbed a few idiots from Everett tagging, then photographing their work. Yeah, that's a special brand of stupid.) Apparently, he was caught in the process of scrawling his name for the millionth time on somebody's wall. Thanks, cops! Before that happened, he made these further contributions:

Those are located in Pioneer Square and Belltown. This guy must have spent a lot on paint, as I heard that he's sprayed far and wide - from Bellevue to Ballard and possibly beyond. Of course, Belltown, downtown and SLU bore the brunt of his impulses. Also mentioned in an earlier comment was the number he did on a building along Westlake. He really went to excess. It was completely unnecessary. Now his ass is gonna get all restituted. If any of your property was defaced by this douche, get into contact with the police. It's gonna be many a moon before this moron will be able to afford a can of paint.

And now, let's focus on the effort to erase all evidence of this creep. I suggest forming the Zeb Eradication Brigade, which will, somewhat ironically, be known as the ZEB. Seriously folks, I'm offering free labor to get rid of this awfulness. If anybody has better organizational skills than I do, make a plan and include me in it. OK? Death to Zeb! Long live ZEB!


triptrumpet said...

I saw both ZEB and EyeGuy's stuff in South Lake Union today. I also saw the SLUT. I just like saying sometimes.

Anonymous said...

Zeb was not caught. Mistaken identity. Sorry douche-bags BTM 3A

Anonymous said...

you calm to have lived in Belltown for so long. i remember Belltown to be a nasty crackhead infested area and still kind of is not as bad as in the 80's and 90's though. Maybe you can put forth some effort into cleaning the smoker problem belltown has rather then this nonsense of some graffiti kids tagging newsflash u live in a city get over it if you don't like it move to eastern WA.

Jim said...

A Letter from Seattle Public Utilities to yours truly, received today.

Dear Property Owner,

This letter is to inform you that the City of Seattle has received information that illegal graffiti is located at the above listed property.... See More

The city of Seattle graffiti ordinance requires property owners to remove graffiti found on their property within 10 calendar days unless it is gang or hate graffiti, which must be removed within 48 hrs (Seattle Municipal Code 10.07.010 et seq.) Failure to remove graffiti from your property is a violation of the law and may lead to legal action to remove the graffiti at the expense of the Private Property Owner and may also subject the responsible parties to civil penalties. For additional information regarding graffiti removal resources available to you, please go to the Graffiti/Vandalism Reporting, Removal & Prevention website: or call (206) 625-5011.

Graffiti is a serious problem in our city. It's not only destructive; it makes citizens feel less secure and also lowers property values. Vandals "tag" when their work can be seen by others and most "taggers" seek notoriety and recognition through graffiti. Prolonging visibility enhances their satisfaction and reinforces their behavior. The quicker graffiti is removed the less likely taggers will vandalize your property again.

A city inspector will visit the property in 10 days to determine whether the graffiti has been removed from: south and east walls. If the graffiti has already been removed, please disregard this letter.

Thank you for your assistance in keeping Seattle clean. To report violators or obtain a damage report for insurance losses, please contact the Seattle Police Department at (206) 625-5011. If you have questions or concerns, please call me or send me an email.


I. Beauregard. Pvt Property Graffiti Enforcement
Customer Programs and Contract Management Division

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

BTM 3A All Day Suckers!

Anonymous said...

yo blogger fag, youre a goof
go polish some dick and quit trying to talk shit about people you dont even know

Anonymous said...

zeb rules bloger drules fuck you!!!

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Anonymous said...

Some day he's going to go up against somebody who will defend their property with deadly force.

I can't say a part of me won't smile that day.