Friday, June 1, 2012

The Future Has Arrived

In the future, they told us, there will be no more liquor stores. You'll be able to buy strong booze anywhere. Someday, they said, this will be so, when everyone dresses in silver clothes and flies around in rocket-powered heli-cars. Well, it's finally happened - and a little earlier than expected. This is the former adult diaper/pet food aisle at my local Rite Aid:
Yes, quite the selection, isn't it? If I actually liked this stuff, it would probably have some impact on my life, but I've had the same bottle of Bacardi rum in my freezer for 10 years. My drink of choice remains cheap red wine. You can find that just one aisle over. But if you're a person who's overjoyed by the liquor liberation, then drink up. Personally, I'm happy to see liquor stores go. They were sad places. Now you can go to Rite Aid, buy some Old Grand Dad for yourself and ointment for your old grand dad. What could be more joyful than that? Welcome to the future, sweet people.

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