I'm Sure This Isn't a Problem...

A public service announcement from Tia Lou:

I mean, if they've gotta post a sign on the outside of the building...

I know what you're thinking: "But if I don't grab them, how will they know that I want to drag them to my cave??"  Answer: buy them a drink.  Remember, grabbing is a no-no.  But politeness is probably optional.  Chicks dig jerks.  But not grabby jerks, apparently.