6. Adult Situations

I've always been both fascinated and somewhat revolted by bedroom soul.  It's alluring but also completely ridiculous.  It's idealized malarkey that calls for levels of passion and earnestness that cannot be accomplished in the real world.  My solution?  Make romance sound as dry and boring as possible.  I realize that my voice is well outside the bedroom soul norm, but I acquit myself well enough thanks to a big, punchy arrangement and (once again) some excellent performances by the band.