And Speaking of Squirrels...

Tree rodents were representing in the baseballs playoffs. Of course, everyone is curious as to how this guy got there and what he was trying to prove. Well, maybe he just hates baseball. Lots of people do. I don't. I'm just indifferent to it. Of course, if the Mariners didn't suck so mightily I would totally jump on the bandwagon. But alas, that's not bound to happen, mainly due to the fact that third-class cities produce third-class sports teams. Sure, there are exceptions. Look at the Tigers. And, more shockingly, the Lions. It can happen in a post-apocalyptic nightmare like Detroit, but it won't happen here. The Mariners won't win the World Series and the Seahawks won't win the Super Bowl. Not ever. That is my prediction. But squirrels will always subvert the dominant paradigm. Damn straight.