To paraphrase the old joke about Philadelphia: first prize is a night of Spoon; second prize is two nights of Spoon. OK, I've heard something like four of their albums and I have to say that they're completely unremarkable. Maybe I wasn't listening to their best material but I found them mundane in the extreme. Listening to them made me never want to go near alt-country again, as their music seems to dwell in the land of cliches. Their stuff is either tremendously boring or far too familiar because of the aforementioned musical cliches that get thrown into most tracks. For anybody disagreeing with me, I have this to say: A Series of Sneaks. Yeah, it's a terrible album with a terrible title. It was so bad that their label dropped them after it was released. You'll notice that this clambake starts at 6:30. That's because there are three opening bands. OK, so there's another reason not to go. Third prize: three opening bands.
Seattle is quite a beautiful city, no doubt about that. The Belltown neighborhood doesn’t swing that way. Much of it is downright hideously ugly. If not for all that ugliness, there’d be nothing to see. I’ve lived here for 20 years and I’ve only just started taking notice. Please join me on this odyssey of unsightliness as we try to figure out why poor Belltown looks so bad.
Friday, April 9, 2010
Coming Soon to the Moore!
To paraphrase the old joke about Philadelphia: first prize is a night of Spoon; second prize is two nights of Spoon. OK, I've heard something like four of their albums and I have to say that they're completely unremarkable. Maybe I wasn't listening to their best material but I found them mundane in the extreme. Listening to them made me never want to go near alt-country again, as their music seems to dwell in the land of cliches. Their stuff is either tremendously boring or far too familiar because of the aforementioned musical cliches that get thrown into most tracks. For anybody disagreeing with me, I have this to say: A Series of Sneaks. Yeah, it's a terrible album with a terrible title. It was so bad that their label dropped them after it was released. You'll notice that this clambake starts at 6:30. That's because there are three opening bands. OK, so there's another reason not to go. Third prize: three opening bands.
Spoon? Alt-Country? Are you serious?
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And for the record, there were only two opening bands.